I've finally discovered a way to make myself write things for Fiddleback Fever. Every Saturday, come hell or high water, I'm going to post some of the quotes from the Clothesline. What is the Clothesline, you ask? It's the section of the college newsletter where the odd quips of Christendom students and professors are printed, hung up to dry like so much... er... clean laundry.

Here's the first one.

"Don't clothesline me - people are going to think I'm blond!" - S.W.