This is just too funny...

Troy in 15 Minutes

(Courtesy of Video Meliora.)

I wanted to see Troy for the same reason I went and saw Hidalgo - to stare adoringly at the LotR actors. But it just looks too stupid. No gods, stupid dialogue - and Briseis kills Agamemmnon?! That said, this spoof is hilarious (if you overlook the profanity).

HECTOR: This is so, so bad. SO BAD.

PARIS: Is it worse than the time I TP'd Mycenae?